Sent from Sylvia 6/23/2001

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole
relationships.

Sharon Stone
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My girlfriend always laughs during sex, no matter what shes reading.

Steve Jobs (Founder: Apple Computers)
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Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men.
Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.

Tiger Woods.
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Things youll never hear a woman say: "My, what an attractive scrotum!"

Patricia Arquette
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Capital punishment turns the state into a murderer. But imprisonment
turns
the state into a gay dungeon-master.

Rev. Jesse Jackson
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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

Jack Nicholson
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Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but
he
never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.

Barbara Bush
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Ah, yes, divorce..., from the Latin word meaning to rip out a mans
genitals
through his wallet.

Robin Williams
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Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only

time of the month that I can be myself.

Roseanne
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Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Billy Crystal
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According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable
undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other
women.
They say
that women are too judgmental, whereas, of course men are just grateful.

Robert De Niro
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In the last couple of weeks I have seen these ads for Wonder Bra. Is
that
really a problem in this country? Men not paying enough attention to
womens
breasts?

Hugh Grant
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Theres a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are
having
allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling.
So
whats the problem?

Dustin Hoffman
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When the sun comes up, I have morals again.

Elizabeth Taylor
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Instead of getting married again, Im going to find a woman I dont like
and
just give her a house.

Rod Stewart
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See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only
enough
blood to run one at a time.

Robin Williams